You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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