If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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