I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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