that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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