So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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