OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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