I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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