She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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