Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
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