O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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