What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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