we're blogging at a bar
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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