I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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