I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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