I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I yelled at your uterus for you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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