He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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