Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Everclear isn't food dammit
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