guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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