If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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