Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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