Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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