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(305): View more from Florida

She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.

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(425): View more from Washington

there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.

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(954): View more from Florida

im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls

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(604): View more from British Columbia

the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.

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(231): View more from Michigan

I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Everyone says I win the strip club

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(989): View more from Michigan

She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.

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