dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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