There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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