I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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