I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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