You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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