We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Randomize
