sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I could fuck to npr.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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