dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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