She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
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