I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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