i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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