Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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