Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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