Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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