i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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