when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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