rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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