Your tits are I can't wait for
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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