Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Someone shit on the floor
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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