He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
This can only be settled by a dance off.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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