Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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