the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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