oh god the rape fog is back!
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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