I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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