True but thats because hes a fetus.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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