we have officially lost it.
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I came so hard my ears popped.
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