yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
My pussy is not your playground.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Randomize
