he thought i was a dude.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Verdict: uncircumcised.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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