I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
