jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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