Me. At least after what I've been through.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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