no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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