well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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