I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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