i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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