it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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